The short arm of the law

So, it's not just those nasty immigrants and loony lefties that the Daily Mail readership have a problem with. They're also not too fond of short people.

Despite the fact that this officer has made a promising start to his police career, has made several arrests in his first month on the job and has a glowing recommendation from his superior officer, the typing chimps over in Daily Mail world still rattle out with the usual hate filled crap:

The police are a joke. I was sat in a Wetherspoons pub this time last year, when two policemen entered the premises. One was about 5'4'' to the top of his helmet, the other 6'4''. The instant they entered, the pub, to a man erupted in laughter. And we are supposed to take our police seriously.

- Maldwyn, Carmarthen, 14/1/2010 16:04

"Sweep their legs out" ?? who is he.. Hong Kong Phooey???

I guess he could be useful to help people stuck in small places- like down the back of the sofa and other such dangerous places...

- Myles Johnson, London, 14/1/2010 14:20

What a joke, he must have turn ups in his underpants.

- Br3ian, Leicester, 14/1/2010 14:03

You get the idea. Comment of the story goes to Keith from Mallorca, whose comment was so fantastic he had to post it twice:

MINI ME

- keith, mallorca, 14/1/2010 12:49